Stop believing everything on the Internet

From Awesomequotes4you.

Patola lang sa mga quotes.. Salamat at nakapag post ulit sa blog ko, maraming puedeng ilagay, kaso walang time. 



1. Your shoes are the first thing people subsconsciously notice about you, wear nice shoes. 

I don't wear "nice and expensive shoes", before I do, but now, I don't, not because I can't buy them, Its because, I believe that the shoes you wear doesn't represent your attitude. I have a few shoes, that can represent me well and that's enough. 

2. If you sit for more than 11 hours a day, there's a 50/50 chance that you'll die in the next 3 years. 

I have been sitting for more than 11 hours a day for the last 10 years I think. So fuck that shit. 

3. There are at least 6 people six people in the whole who look exactly like you. There's a 9% chance that you meet one of them in your lifetime. 

My son is one. And that's like a "100%" in my lifetime. Really, He looks like just me. 

4. Sleeping without a pillow reduces back pains and keeps your spine together. 

True, but also doing dead lifts and monkey glide. 

5. A person's height is determined by your Father and your weight by your Mother. 

My Father is a 6 footer, six ft 1 to be exact, motherfucker is tall. My mom is a cultural dancer back in the day, not to mention my Father was a drummer in a band. My mom is not fat. I stand 5'7ft and weights 267 pound for the last 3 months now, and I weight over 200 pounds for the last 6 years, and Yes, I'm the only "Chubby" on our family. Talkin about genetics huh?!. 

6. If a part of your body "falls asleep" you can always "wake it up" by shaking your head. 

My dick falls asleep on the first battle, so I am always shaking my head, so this shit is not fuckin true. 

7. There are 3 things that human brain can't resist. Food, attractive people and Danger. 

This is bullshit, I also notice and I can't resist this also, douchebags, assholes and motorcycles. 

8. Right handed people tend to chew on the right side. 

I always chew on the left side. Ppffttt...

9. Putting dry tea bags in gym bags or smelly shoes will absorb unpleasant odor. 

Or, you can just wash the bags you fuckin lazy gross motherfucker, and also the shoes. 

10. According to Albert Einstein, If honey bees were to disappear from Earth, Humans would be dead in 4 years. 

Can't argue with that. But we are not sure right?! 

11. There are so many kinds of apples, that if you ate a new one everyday, it would take over 20 years to try them all. 

The only apple I tried is the red apple, and its not even a fruit. 

12. You can survive without eating for weeks, but you will only live 11 days without sleeping. 

Bullshit. The Australian National Sleep Research Project, states the record for sleep deprivation is 18 days, 21 hours, 40 minutes. 

13. People who laugh a lot are healthier than those who don't. 

But we are not sure, right? 

14. Laziness and inactivity kills just as many as smoking. 

Another bullshit. How can you die? Without exercise? C'mon, you'll die faster if you don't stop smoking idiot!

15. A human brain has a capacity to store 5 times as much information as Wikipedia. 

For sho'

16. Our brain uses same amount of power as 10 watts light bulb. 

I knew some people who uses 240 watts power but just put up 10 watts of light. If you know what I mean. 

17. Our body gives enough heat in 30 mins to boil 1.5 liters of water. 

Seriously?! C'mon

18. The Ovum egg is the largest cell and the sperm is the smallest cell. 

So you think the Ostrich eggs are small. Ok. 

19. Stomach acid [ conc. HCI ] is strong enough to dissolved razor blades. 

Michael Lotito, the man who eats everything. 

20. SMILE is the ultimate anti-depressant. 

They say "Best Medicine"